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Ivan

The best man you can find on earth. The person who will listen to you, will be with you always, will give you unconditional support and a fan of Luis Miguel.He loves northern music and that will make you madly in love. He is a doggy lover, and if he adopts one with you he will make you want to stay with him forever. He loves that his shoes click when he walks. He loves the cinema and it will teach you a lot about that, he has a lot of patience when he teaches about what he is passionate about. When he is happy he is beautiful, but he values even more when he shares his sadness with you. Never let him just drink mezcal and dance with him all the time. You will be lucky to have him in your life.
Life is better with you Ivan, my sad little dog.
by Mardenoviembre November 23, 2021
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Ivan Cordoves

A man with a perfect body, facial features, and a ginormous cock. Truly a gift from god that was put on this earth.
I swear, the guy in this photo is such an Ivan Cordoves that he’s just irresistible!
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Ivan Cordoves

A man that is truly a gift from the good lord himself. Perfect body, facial features, hair, strength, personality, and a ginormous cock. He even has everlasting faith and loyalty to those close to him.
This man in the photo acts like he’s an Ivan Cordoves even though he knows he’s far from perfect.
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Ivan

Lanky, probably lives in a wooden cabin in Wiltshire.
Probably poos in a porta potty
Very Very sexy tho, confident and loves hash browns
I love Ivan
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Ivan Jakus

A noise making bumbling shitstick ape who needs to shut the fuck up before i close his head in a panini make and make a fucking toasted sandwich
DON'T BE AN IVAN JAKUS JOSHUA
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Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
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Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021
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