boss hats

Elementary level slang term for "Ball Sack".

Ouch! Jenny just kicked Jack-o in the boss hats for taking her apple at lunch!

by tickleman March 15, 2019

Hollywood Hat

A Hollywood hat is like a thinking cap except the reverse it's a phrase which advises the person to stop thinking or rather stop overthinking. The phrase is used to describe the mindset of viewers watching movies who complain about inaccuracies or fictitious statements or events such as falling 30 feet through the air and hitting the ground unharmed.

"That would not happen in real life"
"Put your hollywood hat on it's just a movie"

by Amadeus2k8 November 11, 2009

Banana Hat

A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.

Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.

by GoingInDry August 14, 2019

New hat

A new target to be attacked. Used in Baton Rouge by gang members. Featured in NBA Youngboy's song "Bring it on"
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Top: "I see a new hat ninja with a blue flag"

by NBA Spinna September 14, 2022

now with hat

When something is sold as a 'new and improved' model when in reality nothing's really changed. In reference to Mr. Smithers of The Simpsons going crazy over the 'new Malibu Stacy' doll when the only difference is that she now has a hat!

Ayla: I'm going to wait until Windows 7 comes out
Krys: Yeah, Windows 'Vista - now with hat' 7

by SmokinJoe Fission February 11, 2009

Shell hat

A piece of headwear that makes one feel intimately at home, as if in a childhood fort.

“I’ve never seen her look as at peace, as in her shell hat. Such a happy hat.”

by Gordonmaster October 3, 2020

wizard hatting

Taking snapchats of things/people and drawing wizard hats on them (blue with yellow stars) and sending them to everyone on your list.

Started by L'Alice Monocle, 2014

im getting these wizard hat snapchats from people I don't even know, wizard hatting must be catching on

by through_jaded_eyes September 3, 2014