I Mask, Therefore I Am.

When tens of thousands of people worldwide suddenly realize their existence or mortality after wearing a face mask in public, because they are conscious or paranoid of their physical look for vanity reasons or otherwise.

Trump, who ridiculed his political rival for publicly donning a mask, narcissistically told his diehard supporters after he’s infected with the coronavirus, “I mask, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus March 9, 2021

I am now sans undertale

A rare occurrence of a living creature changing its eye color (only the left one) to blue or putting a blue object in front of their eye.

The meme is popular thanks to its simplicity: the "Sans" NPC in the game of "Undertale" can change one of his eyeballs to become blue.

"Ayo bruh why your eye blue???"
"I am now sans undertale"
"Haha funny joke now let's go visit the hospital bro..."

by lexent September 25, 2021

I AM UNDER YOUR BED

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to use it you need to say "hello I AM UNDER YOUR BED" here

by thexdfunn June 24, 2022

Don't be racist I am a building

"don't be racist I am a building"
Is a song that a building sings because he wants people to treat him like other people do, so he tells them not to be racist.

Origin: vine

Man: yo what's the drip bro?
Man2: drippin good bro
Thing3: you guys drippin'?
Man: what the heck are you?
Thing3: DON'T BE RACIST I AM A BUILDING

by SinMoon February 18, 2021

i am so smart smrt

something someone says when they do something stupid but want to act cool.

Duggie: whats 10+10?

Isabelle: 20!! how do you not know that!

Duggie: i am so smart smrt!!

by Come at me bro!! Swagger December 27, 2011

I am cool not you

Basically words that describe I AM COOL NOT YOU L BOZO

Drake: i am cool not you
Amanda: I do not give a crap

by Jeremy_is_cool September 20, 2022

I Coordinate, Therefore I Am

The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.

If Donald Trump can say, “I tweet, therefore I am,” then René Descartes can say “I coordinate, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus November 27, 2018