hump day

A day for a good old fashioned dry hump. Lie on top of someone, anyone will do, and rub against them suggestively. Moan a lot. Make promises you don't mean. Lie. Do this in your office or in an elevator. What the hell. Then go and change your underwear.

I did the hump on hump day.
I humped old Humphrey on hump day.
Mike humped Louise about 30 years ago and always regretted it.

by Arlene Fester October 6, 2006

Tree Humping

The act of Humping a tree. This can be through a sexual desire or an act of dominating the tree

Levi was feeling horny, so he involved himself in a session of Tree Humping.

by MrHeichou December 14, 2014

Slappy Hump

Delicious chocolate treat made with chocolate fudge, chocolate pudding, and chocolate cake--layered and baked to perfection. Its the new cake craze thats sweeping the south eastern united states.

Man that Slappy Hump be so good, I best get my hands on some wit dat 2% milk...uh...wait, this isnt 2% its 1%...ugh. Bitch, i thought i told ya to buy da 2%.

by Hugh Jorjy November 11, 2006

hump beer

Beer consumed on Wednesday or in the middle of a project.

"We are half way through - time for a hump beer."

"This week has been one hot Karl of a week. I could really use a hump beer."

by leon_czolgosz May 21, 2008

Humping Sexpedition

Searching for a one night stand.

Me and my friends are heading to the bar on a Humping Sexpedition

by Trissy's Yimbo November 5, 2010

hump seat

1. The seat in a van or bus that has the hump from the wheel coming into the vehicle causing your knees to come up to your chest.

2. Making a seat out of the hump from the wheel of a large van (i.e. 15 passenger) in order to fit more people than the vehicle was made for

1. "Let's move seats, I don't want the hump seat."

2. "We can can fit more people in the van, someone take the hump seat."

by hokie April 20, 2006

Hump busted

hump busted is catching two or more people in the process of busting each other's humps. Having sex gay straight or masturbating in a public place. Preferably while yelling "you've been hump busted!" Then running away.

I can hear these two guys gruntin in the men's room stall over there. I think I'm gonna bust they humps, throw open the door and let em know they've been hump busted.
~South Philadelphia Collins

by cdgnotparis July 17, 2018