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Get Hosed

To tell someone to get lost, cool down...literally get blasted with a hose
by Somerandomname112233 November 2, 2022
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Hosed FN

Similar to Green FN in NBA 2k but for MLB the show when you perfect a throw from the outfield and "hose" the runner. Also applies to real life when an outfielder makes an incredible throw to "hose" the runner. Stands for "Hosed Fuck N*gga"
Player 1: *Tags up second on fly ball*

Player 2:*Perfect throw gets him*

Player 2: Hosed FN
by Duck7867u547 October 21, 2025
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Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
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Garden hose

The guy and his brother in law were laying in the grass like two rotten pieces of Swiss cheese after their argument over the garden hose and the shooting that followed. It turned out they were both right about each other, and tomorrow didn't need either one of them any more than today did.
by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021
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Thirst hose

Stop playing with your thirst hose, Bobby.
by Music Club December 13, 2018
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captain pirate hose

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.
by Notamon October 9, 2021
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Guatemalan fire-hose

The act of inserting your penis into one’s rectum over a heater while peeing blood inside of the same-sex’s rectum.
Bro me and you should guatemalan fire-hose to get in touch with ours guatemalan predecessors.
by Dimitrije July 7, 2025
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