Fucking Hookers

A phrase used to describe any form of frustration. Blame it on the fucking hookers.

*drops phone*
Person: Aghh, fucking hookers!
*missed alarms*
Person: Damnit, fucking hookers.
*Gets the clap*
Person: Fucking Hookers......

by Miss Puss November 4, 2019

Hooker's Shower

When one only washes thier: asshole, crotch, armpits, and teeth.

Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.

by Tremb1es April 7, 2020

Hooker Dice

A delightful game in which a hooker is fed dice and then bets are placed on what they will come up as when they are shat out. This can also be adapted to any dice game such as Yahtzee or craps, although it will take a bit longer per roll due to the dice having to pass through the hooker's digestive system and eventually her ravaged anus.

Bob: "You're going to Mystic Lake? What are you going to play there?"
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."

by angrysuperhawk October 9, 2017

hooker-antics

Shady or scandalous antics that are often typical of hookers.

He always fucks with hookers. When they roll him he acts shocked as if he's new to their hooker-antics.

by mmeez January 26, 2020

The hooker no looker

The hooker no looker is when a guy grabs his digidi dog and holds it than proceeds to look away and nut than starts spraying on that hoe or guy if ur gay like ethan

Yessssssssssssss daddy said seleena hit me with the hooker no looker

by Ivegivenuponlife May 22, 2019

hooker jake

the guy right next to you that takes pipe for $2

dude that guy next to you is a HOOKER JAKE

by porkhooker June 6, 2017

Hooker tickets

Another term for American one dollar bills.

I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.

by Roscoethadon May 24, 2018