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Hooker Dice

A delightful game in which a hooker is fed dice and then bets are placed on what they will come up as when they are shat out. This can also be adapted to any dice game such as Yahtzee or craps, although it will take a bit longer per roll due to the dice having to pass through the hooker's digestive system and eventually her ravaged anus.
Bob: "You're going to Mystic Lake? What are you going to play there?"
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."
by angrysuperhawk October 9, 2017
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hooker jake

the guy right next to you that takes pipe for $2
dude that guy next to you is a HOOKER JAKE
by porkhooker June 6, 2017
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Knotty Hooker

Someone who crochets
Jenny is a knotty Hooker, she will crochet anywhere.
by Penelope peapod May 30, 2021
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Hull Hooker

The yacht/boat equivalent of a Lot lizard . A female that makes her way around a boat/yacht / ship marina looking for sex.
OMG! Look at that Hull Hooker! She gonna get some D on the B!
by Big Red! August 27, 2022
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Hooker Book

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.
1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.
by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010
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Discount hooker

Prostitute offering services at a discount when approaching end of quarter while not meeting budgeted figures and/or when facing liquidity shortages in the crack-cocaine-heroin market. Most regulators (aka sex workers union) are against this practice, but proponents of free markets say it is a necessary evil and is one of the keys to success in a capitalist society.
A seasoned Wall Street trader rides his Lamborghini at night in the streets of Newark and stops by a young lady waiting on a corner in the middle of nowhere:

Trader: Hi beautiful, bid 20$ for a blowjob.
Hooker: 20$??? You must be thinking I’m some sort of discount hooker? Ask 50$.
Trader: 50$??? Refresh your market data feed, the crack-cocaine spread is widening like crazy and the heroin60 index is reaching historical record levels. I give you a minute to revise your quote.
Hooker: Sorry about that (while running her smart phone blowjob pricer app). Ask 25$, deal?
Trader: Deal! Get in the car beautiful and be careful with my Italian leather & suede seats.
by Toilette November 10, 2014
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Youtube Hooker

When someone decides to post a scamming website in the Youtube comments.
"I just watched this full movie streaming online at : http ://cutt.us/xKg1"

Do not click on this, this person is just being a Youtube Hooker.
by Youtube Hooker May 9, 2014
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