Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo

It’s a sandwich you eat while riding a hippo with your lover scissoring each other but they are over 400 pounds and this act is illegal if not done only on Christmas with a strap on and a banana peel going into the hippos ass

Have you every tried the Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo with Hannah.

by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023

Hippo Campus

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.

Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."

by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025

Spandex-hippo

A person in spandex that is so large they resemble a hippo.

The Spandex-hippo is covering the whole corner with one leg.

by 😈👿 December 12, 2021

Hippo

Hippos are water and land creatures that kill more people annually than sharks and lions.
The word hippo can be used to describe someone overweight.
“Hippo Girls” are those that are obsessed with animals, especially hippos.

Hippos are bad!

by HipposAreBad October 23, 2022