Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
by anonymous June 2, 2023

Me and my girl decided to try a Japanese Handjob the other night and dude I came buckets! my nips were on fire after tho..
by burhnruhnurhun August 18, 2025

by Mannerman May 20, 2022

It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.
Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.
Greg: Niiiice
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.
Greg: Niiiice
by Yeet on them kids October 5, 2018

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat June 4, 2020

At the production meeting the costume department reported being down to rotating handjobs, also noting the end was in sight.
by courier289 September 18, 2018

by Mr.righthand July 9, 2016
