Haley

Haley is a cool person. Like really cool. Oh god.

oh god, it’s Haley

by hellbb November 24, 2021

Haley

When you see a Haley your instant reaction will be “she is an absolute smoke show” and you won’t be wrong. What you won’t know from the first glance is that a Haley is also a bad ass, independent, not gonna take your shit, hardworking, loving and beautiful human being. She will gas you up when you’re feeling low and make sure you can see your full self worth. If you don’t have a Haley in your life - you’re going to need to find you one. Also you will want to live in between her boobies.

a: damn she’s a smoke show

b: that’s Haley, she literally is the hottest.

a: i’m going to go ahead and assume that hotness means she has no depth

b: bruh have you never met a Haley before?? they’re the total package.

by EmmaGS November 23, 2021

Haley Wheeler

The name I’ve unknowingly waited for my entire life.

Them: “If you could take any last name in the world, who would you take it from?”

Me: “Easy, either Wheeler will do.”

Haley Alise Wheeler is the only name I can see etched on my grave.

“That girl just pulled a Haley Wheeler”

by Haleymotherfuckingalise November 23, 2021

Haley

Haley is a free soul, down to earth, and is not afraid to point out the flaws of almost anything. She is beautiful, she is blunt, and she is tough. Haley is blunt, so sometimes she’s judge mental, but she’s aware of that fact. She’s caring in her own way, and tend to be quiet. She doesn’t want anyone to see her pain, so she’s often quiet about it. If you have a Haley in your life, treasure her. She is a very special person.

“Is that Haley? The one that just smacked that boy for tickling her friend!”
“Yep! That’s her.”

by Orbit Shmorbit May 25, 2023

Haley is a bottom

Haley is a bottom

Haley is a bottom

by BigPenis912 June 3, 2023

Haley

That one girl with the goofiest laugh in the fucking world.

No Haley

by CEO KnobHead February 27, 2023

Haley

A late 50s term for being publicly ashamed of a relationship one otherwise adores. Derived from TV actress Haley Stonefield’s secretive dating life during the period. Can be used with all genders. Not to be confused with the name Haley.

“I thought Brett and Martha were dating, they seem so distant.”

“They are she’s just a haley.”

by Jeff1896 May 31, 2024