Velvet hoo hoo

A beautiful, tasty, pussy that is freshly shaved and as smooth as velvet.

I was jonesing for an ice cream cone, but my girl's velvet hoo hoo looked much more desirable.

by SlimShadee June 13, 2016

Poo-hoo

1. Poo-hoo is where someone butt chugs a Yoo-hoo drink, ie Yoo-hoo enema, and then sharts it all over their partner’s face, chest, &/or genitals. For people who want a brown shower but don’t actually like poo feces.

2. Also for those who want to act out the fantasy of drinking another persons diarrhea straight from the anal spicket, without getting sick from a real foodies.

Brenda: “Poo-hoo, honey, over here! I have explosive diarrheas, and it’s the the kind you can drink”

Todd: “oh yeah Poo-hoo! Give me that caca mudslide!

by BettyYellowSplash August 29, 2025

hoo-hahs

hoo-hahs

/ho͝o-haws/
noun

Male gonads
synonyms: testicles, nuts, cajones

I'm a petty bitch and I know eventually, I will bring the PNB TO IT'S DAMN KNEES AND THEN I'LL KICK IT IN ITS HOO-HAHS!!!!

by Lassie Scoot December 19, 2018

J hoo

An asshole

“You’re such a J hoo”
“What does that mean?”
“You’re an asshole”

by Niggem December 24, 2023

J-hoo

A cocktail made from Jameson and Yoohoo.

Friend: Is there banana flavoring in this J-hoo?
Bad Friend: Nope. Just Jameson and Yoohoo!

by GoodReed March 15, 2022

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by crabmanz August 30, 2020

Shibbly hibbly hoo

‘Happy boy’ in latin

Yay! We won! Shibbly hibbly hoo!

I’m such a shibbly hibbly hoo right now!

by oscreferences July 22, 2024