gona-sphi-herpe-aid

used to tell someone that some one else DEFINATELY has some sort of STD

Dan has had sex with so many chicks I think he has gona-sphi-herpe-aid

by Mary-Jo April 27, 2006

Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

showgirl herpes

(n) Glitter, glitter fucking everywhere. Just like herpes, you can never get rid of it! It's there for life.

After the show she found herself covered in showgirl herpes

by Danny London March 16, 2015

Hand Herpes

When someone has a sexual herpes on their hand that they got from sexual activity or from a red marker

OMG that Butch witch has hand herpes

by mrstealyobish69 April 26, 2015

Purple herpe

Pinching then twisting the skin under ones armpit, thus leaving a large bruise.

Bob wouldnt wake up so i gave him a purple herpe.

by Ressel August 6, 2016

Herpes dick

A dick with herpes

Rumor has it that your dad has a herpes dick

by Stickycarseats July 29, 2019

Herpes

A disease that causes suicidal tendencies from chronic persistent depressions, social anxieties, the fact that member's of opposite sex can't get what they need at the most basic levels of life without demeaning themselves or secluding themselves or doing socially frowned upon thing's. It's the type of thing that ruin's an entire life based on one thing that can't be cured/fixed. There's very little to do with love when you have herpes, and is a very real reason to hate constantly for long periods of time, while secluding and making one's self a social outcast even beyond the least of the so called nerds and such. It makes one's life pointless, you can't enjoy thing's, it keep's you from fitting in any to many walks of life. It's something that has negative repercussions in the long run that add up over time I've realized. You could talk or advise, or come up with many thing's all day.........You can do thing's frowned on or applauded.

It comes down to good, bad ,and ugly.

Herpes is ugly....

But so is every STD...

Herpes is ugly. IMO.

by Jamal Rakeem Robertson January 16, 2020