Hairy Mutt

shave your pubic hair,comence to a pile, get head,blow your load all over her face,then tar and feather her face with your pubes.

"after my girl left the restroom, someone said oh look it's a hairy mutt, watch out."

by Mr. Clutch January 16, 2009

hairy johnson

The hairy johnson is when a man shaves all his pubes off and puts it on his penis. A girl will then suck the said penis, and pubic hair that is on the penis. This is called a Hairy Johnson. Because his dick is hairy as fuck.

"Aight girl we gonna do the Hairy Johnson now". Female - "But why?" Male - "Bitch you said you wanted me to shave my googus, so why not do this."

by Jdot2daP February 05, 2009

hairy fish

a false or fictitious event or thing, its existance is as likely as a hairy fish.

good story, but a bit of a hairy fish that one!!!!

by jimmer June 17, 2004

hairy styles

Hairstyles used or made by Harry Styles.

I'd like to get a haircut, but not just any haircut, I'd like one of those hairy styles

by Riley Nicka September 10, 2020

hairy teresa

a nasty cunt

She has a hairy teresa

by mr.stoner April 21, 2011

Hairy Cheese

The leftover semen crusted on an anus after anal intercourse.

Dang Brad. You have still have some hairy Cheese after last night.

by Schneven November 06, 2017

Hairy hibiscus

it’s just adequate

U little hairy hibiscus😉😏

by noah’s gf January 10, 2021