Hairy Mutt

shave your pubic hair,comence to a pile, get head,blow your load all over her face,then tar and feather her face with your pubes.

"after my girl left the restroom, someone said oh look it's a hairy mutt, watch out."

by Mr. Clutch January 15, 2009

hairy johnson

The hairy johnson is when a man shaves all his pubes off and puts it on his penis. A girl will then suck the said penis, and pubic hair that is on the penis. This is called a Hairy Johnson. Because his dick is hairy as fuck.

"Aight girl we gonna do the Hairy Johnson now". Female - "But why?" Male - "Bitch you said you wanted me to shave my googus, so why not do this."

by Jdot2daP February 4, 2009

hairy fish

a false or fictitious event or thing, its existance is as likely as a hairy fish.

good story, but a bit of a hairy fish that one!!!!

by jimmer June 17, 2004

Hairy hibiscus

it’s just adequate

U little hairy hibiscus😉😏

by noah’s gf January 10, 2021

hairy kirk

A quaalude induced hair style involving the use of one's own sperm as hair gel.

Damn bro that hair is stiff, you must be rocking a hairy Kirk.

by Zombie hair touched September 17, 2013

hairy styles

Hairstyles used or made by Harry Styles.

I'd like to get a haircut, but not just any haircut, I'd like one of those hairy styles

by Riley Nicka September 10, 2020

hairy teresa

a nasty cunt

She has a hairy teresa

by mr.stoner May 15, 2011