cooter gunk

Sticky balls of a gel like substance emitting from a woman's vagina

Jack picked his cooter gunk out during class and wiped it all over the whiteboard. Someone cried cooter gunk and everyone sprinted to the door. Jack was amused

by ronnie6969 May 22, 2010

gaffooble-gunk

That yucky yellow stuff you get in your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

eww I had conjunctivitis and my eyes were full of gaffooble-gunk!

by CookieThief August 11, 2010

Penis gunk

Penis gunk is when you haven’t washed your head for multiple days after cumming and are left with a cheddar like smear on the inside of your foreskin. This is not harmful but quite smelly,

Oh my god Brian. My doctor said I have type 2 penis gunk. He told me to tell my friends the dangers of not washing your head.

by CAZINACAGE January 20, 2019

Ms guzik

A giant fucking demon spider that haunts me in my sleep

I had a ms guzik dream

by SzaSzaSza April 4, 2020

shoneys gunk

the shit you get on your hand working at shoneys

"watch out , i got shoneys gunk all over my hand

by bobbysagetjr. October 18, 2020

Bloody Gunk

A blood mixed solid that comes out of the anus of a human or living thing.

The bloody gunk smelled of a rotten petri dish when it came out.

by Hgerm December 30, 2020

Funk Gunk

An oozing or pulsing liquid which is emitted from a penis during sexual activity

Person A: Hey Baby, let’s get funky 😉

Person B: ok, but none of that funk gunk on my face this time…

by h31l0 August 28, 2021