Golden Horde

Survivalist term for the mass of unprepared citizens who will descend on the countryside like a blinged out swarm of locusts when the SHTF.

"By the time I got off from work & could hit the road myself, the Golden Horde had already stripped every Stop-N-Rob between here and Memphis!"

by Cybrludite October 22, 2008

golden retriever

It's a dog with yellowish fur. Golden retrievers are the best dogs ever.

The Golden retrievers sre the most beautiful dogs ever.

by the_Sonya October 19, 2005

golden grain

Alcoholic drink that joe namath drinks like water.

Side effects: Death

Reporter: So Joe, what do you think about the game?

Joe: Ahhh mah a football. (some other incoherent dumbass rambling)

Reporter: Wow, thanks Joe. Great insight

John Madden: Here's a guy who when he drinks golden grain he pukes up pieces of his own liver!

Pat Sommeral: Thanks, John.

by joes the man February 16, 2009

Golden Cocktail

Golden Cocktail (also referred to as Gold Juice)

A drink made from ½ Ginger Ale and ½ Urine. Used mostly by teenagers.

Jane said”you have to drink my Cocktail before I will let you fuck me”.

Also used as an initiation stunt for membership in a teen sex club.

by Ducky April 13, 2004

Golden Showerhead

When someone urinates into the back of a smaller sized fan, while their partner(s) gets showered from the front.

Daniel gave his girlfriend a Golden Showerhead.

by hater420 August 20, 2010

Golden Experience

A stand that can grow a tree

"Using my stand, Golden Experience, I will grow a tree. But not just any tree, a healing herb tree."

by Vladimir the Chadimir April 6, 2020

golden diaper

noun: something that looks good on the outside, but is complete shit on the inside.

Jennifer Lopez was the most shiniest golden diaper of the early part of the last decade.

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 4, 2010