by Ballsack Grease Enjoyer May 29, 2022
A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.
Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?
Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.
Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.
Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
by kbair January 28, 2012
"Grease Ball" or more commonly used now "Nadsludge" is a slimy substance that occurs on male genitalia after performing either anal or vaginal intercourse on a female. The Ball "grease" worsens as male hygiene declines.
by Fortnite assslayer November 25, 2017
The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 29, 2016
Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.
by beeuhnay April 28, 2016
by Drewy January 03, 2018
v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.
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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.
No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
by gnostic3 November 23, 2019