frosty mustache

When a clear fluid is applied to your mustache through the act of licking female genitalia , then going into cold temperature till your mustache freezes

I just had great oral sex! It's
Too cold outside now, I have a frosty mustache

by Frostymustacheman May 8, 2016

Frosty Blumpkin

When you get Iced while receiving a Blumpkin

I was lucky enough to talk my girl into a Blumpkin the other day and she iced me. She hit with me with he Frosty Blumpkin

by PickloPete June 13, 2015

Frosty Sunglasses

When you ejaculate on the screen of a Virtual Reality headset and get someone to put them on.

I gave Sally the good ol' frosty sunglasses, she wasn't too impressed.

by MemerDreamerMidnightCreamer June 1, 2017

Frosty-Jim

When you urinate in a condom, tie it off, freeze it and the woman pretends it's a man.

Jim and his wife got kinky and invenjted the Frosty-Jim

by Seth Griffen February 12, 2015

Frosty Hog

A cold bottle of beer, preferably one with frozen condensation on the outside of the bottle.

Give me one of those frosty hogs from the frig.

by Proximo December 27, 2007

frosty stranger

The same thing as a stranger, but you let your hand go numb from the cold. Then you unleash your frosty mits and go to work!

Dude! I gave myself a frosty stranger last night! Chills went down my spine, it was freakin awesome! You got to try it man!

by Nick Brandenburg January 11, 2007

Frosty Jim

You urinate in a condom, tie it off, freeze it, and then the woman pretends it’s a man.

Last night my girl and I got crazy, she wanted me to do a frosty jim.

by Boombaasta February 8, 2015