Friendshit

When someone you know thinks they're friends with you but they really aren't.

"Fred is my colleague at work. We have a friendshit.

by fricking hECK December 22, 2017

Friendshit

When you realize what you thought was a good friendship isn't. You saw hello and wave but the person doesn't really care. They are just being polite.
EXAMPLE: (You)hey how are you, where you been. How's the family the do the cat.
(Them) oh we are good gotta go bye . Takes off goes inside what ever.
(You) call on phone just to talk. Rings or goes to voice mail
(THEM) never answers may call back a week later or never.
(them) hey can you help me
(You) goes running over to help
That's a friendshit

Thought they where my friends but lately it's more of a friendshit.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024

friendship stains

A scar inflicted by one of your friends.

C2Y gave Adam friendship stains when he poured motor oil into the campfire.

by aeropoo April 15, 2008

Friendship Conch

When it is too windy outside to light your bowl so your friends place their hands around the bowl for you...kinda like how a conch shell protects it's insides.

Hey guys, I can get my bowl lit, can you friendship conch me?

Darcie looks like she's struggling, she needs a friendship conch.

by RudeBoyBass May 31, 2011

friendstitute

your best friends wife (a whore) (a straight-up WHORE)

I'm feeling both happy and sad... which head should I use ??? I love you brother but I'm gonna tap your 'friendstitute' cuz' she's hot. (fckng whore)

by what&where December 5, 2011

Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012

friendship therapy

A euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex, intended to relieve stress or console.

One of my co-workers was depressed over breaking up with her boyfriend, so I offered her some friendship therapy.

by Suburban Turban February 18, 2014