Dry Fred

The act of giving a male a hand job with no lubricant.

Hey man, did you hear Nicole gave John a dry fred last night?

by Vansandaskimask January 14, 2020

Fred

A word among cyclist. A Fred is a cyclist who looks doorky. Loose clothes, steel frame, shimano sora, dork disc may be included

Look at that fred down the road

by Bandy bandy November 12, 2020

Déjà Fred

When someone experiences a Déjà vu of a humorous moments. Inspired by the character Fred Elliot from the British Soap Coronation Street who was famous for repeating himself, in particular with the well known phrase 'I say, I say'.

I swear I had a Déjà Fred when you tripped over that Oasis Bottle

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

ted fred

A good boi OR a nickname for something or someone but mostly used for good bois

Hey! Ted Fred! How ya doing today. or Awwwww such a good Ted Fred.

by Amazing358foot November 17, 2020

Fred

An elusive, large breed of dong known to scare / sexually confuse Mick's all around the world.

It's said that Fred displays a large ring through his helmet as a method of intimidating his potential partners, and weeding out those who do not possess the courage to take him on or ride him into battle.

Mick sure can't take a Fred.

by DixxOnLine November 20, 2020

fred

a guy that like a girl called keisha

hey fred do u like keisha

maybe not

by asher chiam May 16, 2020

Fred

A larger than life ego, who lives an extravagant life, always the life of the party and loves splashing the cash. However this persona is simply a ploy to cover up the fact they have a TINY FLACCID PENIS! This is usually just a couple of Inch’s, growing to around 4 when fully erect!

Look at that obnoxious guy at the bar, i bet he’s a ‘Fred’!

by Fred Tett June 7, 2020