Floppy Pillow

When you wake up and pillows wet because you masturbated on

John: I have a Floppy Pillow

Tom: Sucks to be you

by CreepyTheWise November 23, 2023

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

floppy dragon dick

When your dick is hard after finishing you're hard but not all the way

My floppy dragon dick was going everywhere when I pissed

by Ayyy foo August 6, 2017

Floppy Dragon

Where you get a used condom and then soak it in petrol before setting it alight and throwing it at elderly people.

That old hag deserves a Floppy Dragon

by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan June 6, 2019

Floppy copter

When your flacid junk has a circular motion by way of hip thrust. Can also be applied to sloppy tits

While hitting Gertrude from the side her 44 longs took off like a floppy copter

by Small dong steve June 8, 2019

Floppy Geyser

Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.

That fat jawn really got that floppy geyser.

by noirfra December 4, 2024

floppy cocking

to swing your dick around so fast its like a helicopter

p1 sorry i was late to work i was just floppy cocking
p2 thats all right mate happens to the best of us

by chairlicker July 20, 2025