Flynninitus

You hear the name Flynn and you get tinnitus.

Dustin: "I think I have Flynninitus."
Margaret: "Why?"
Dustin: "I heard the name Flynn and now I have tinnitus!"

by acevoidless February 11, 2023

Flynn

A guy who likes black oily men

Flynn likes big oily men

by sanchybikim March 15, 2023

Flynn fact

As coined by a DIA colleague: “Flynn facts” – falsehoods – such as asserting that Iran has killed more Americans than al Qaeda in the 21st century, and was fired in 2014.

It's not a fact; it's a Flynn fact.

by Scarecrow67 May 9, 2023

flynn

he is amazing. his love is unconditional. you can melt at his touch and got lost in his eyes, his kisses are like touching silk and when he hugs you, you feel so warm and safe. if you get yourself a flynn keep him because he will forever make you laugh and have a smile on your face also he has a big doodle 😊

Girl: i want flynn

Friend: too bad he is in love with another girl and there is no getting between them!!

by dnefijvnfiune July 9, 2023

Flynn

Flynn, born as Walter Hartwell White Jr., is the Breakfast God who was born to drug kingpin Walter Hartwell White Sr. (Heisenberg) and his bitch wife Skyler White (yo) in Albuquerque, New Mexico. His first home was at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane 87104. At least once in everyone's lives, Flynn will come to your house and ask you to "Open na noor". Upon opening the door for him, he shall demand that you make him breakfast. If you fail to do so, prepare insufficient food or prepare a disgusting or bland meal, he shall quote LTG (LowTierGod).

"Your life is NOTHING. You serve ZERO purpose. *Pause for effect, inhales*
You should kill yourself,
*Pause*
NOW!"

O shit, I forgot to give Flynn his breakfast.

by CC-8826 August 25, 2023

Flynn-spin

Enriching a story or anecdote by embellishing minutely relevant facts, not pertaining to the overall subject of the story, for entertainment purposes.

Heather, was late for work again. When her boss asked what happened, rather than tell him she was late because she stopped for a turtle, she put a Flynn-Spin on it and told him she “saved” a turtle; by fighting off seagulls and oncoming traffic.

Excusing her tardiness.

by Gertrude43 September 14, 2023

Falonjalboop

Group of lawn chairs

"Hey, just went to Ikea. They didn't have any falonjalboop!"

by Daveltin September 14, 2023