A narcissistic and weak-minded person that befriends you primarily to use your vulnerabilities as topics of conversation with other people so as to feel superior about their own feckless and meaningless existence. Related to Energy Vampires and Schadenfreude whores.
I thought he was a good, caring friend but it turns out he’s just a duplicitous friendship ghoul that’s been sharing my secrets with a Schadenfreude whore that he’s been trying to smash for several years.
by ShivaTrophy October 8, 2022
Get the Friendship Ghoulmug. friendship is when you have full SUPPORT from a friend. friendship is NOT bitching about them behind their back. it is defiantly NOT telling your "friends" that their problems are fake and spreading rumours about them. a friend never creates a diversion so they look better, but honey your new best friend has no friends not even you. go home bum fudge.
friendship is not this :
debby : can you stop being so childish?
mofo : can you?
debby : childish? *sarcasm*
mofo : you know what annoyed me yesterday? when you said i was crying for attention, but what do you do when you walk away with your nails in your arm?!
debby : i do that so i dont do things like this *insert punch here but its missed*
(debby is the nice one)
debby : can you stop being so childish?
mofo : can you?
debby : childish? *sarcasm*
mofo : you know what annoyed me yesterday? when you said i was crying for attention, but what do you do when you walk away with your nails in your arm?!
debby : i do that so i dont do things like this *insert punch here but its missed*
(debby is the nice one)
by urmumiscoolsoyeah October 12, 2018
Get the friendshipmug. Milly: Heres a friendship bracelet for you!
Chloe: Wow, thank you so much heres one for you too
Random guy observing: What the flip
Chloe: Wow, thank you so much heres one for you too
Random guy observing: What the flip
by Yourfavoritegirlie June 6, 2024
Get the Friendship Braceletmug. The act of having a threesome involving that friend.
In the case of two guys- you iffel tower that girl, and double high five each other
In the case of guy and girl- she will bring in another girl and while the guy is fucking the other girl (who is eating out the friend) you high five each other
In the case of two guys- you iffel tower that girl, and double high five each other
In the case of guy and girl- she will bring in another girl and while the guy is fucking the other girl (who is eating out the friend) you high five each other
by Josh Gropin' May 1, 2014
Get the level 10 friendshipmug. A friendship burger is the kind of burger you get with a friend. This phrase is the best way to note that your burger-getting is platonic and friendly in nature. The antonym to "sexy burger" where one shares a burger date with someone with whom they share sexual ideals.
Bebe: "But for real, if you want to grab a friendship burger sometime, let me know!"
Ver: "Yeah, lemme just wait til I'm done with my diet this month"
Bebe: "Cool cool... just wanted to make sure you didn't think I wanted to get a sexy burger with ya, friend!"
Ver: "Yeah, lemme just wait til I'm done with my diet this month"
Bebe: "Cool cool... just wanted to make sure you didn't think I wanted to get a sexy burger with ya, friend!"
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 23, 2019
Get the friendship burgermug. You definitely have way too much time on your hands aren't you? *Sigh* fine, fine...
- it means, giving out your kindness to your friends or coping your kind of friendship to avoid toxic people from changing it.
*Sigh*
- It's a jar type that resembles the meme where that blue pony is inside that jar.
Synonyms: Kindness spreader
Antonyms: Pure Foe Bottle
- it means, giving out your kindness to your friends or coping your kind of friendship to avoid toxic people from changing it.
*Sigh*
- It's a jar type that resembles the meme where that blue pony is inside that jar.
Synonyms: Kindness spreader
Antonyms: Pure Foe Bottle
by ihategumbo November 2, 2021
Get the Friendship Jarmug. by Puffsie<3 November 10, 2022
Get the Friendship Destroyer’s Deckmug.