A term applied to males exhibiting stark changes in behaviour and personality following the introduction of attractive, bow-legged females into their everyday life.
Previous behavioural traits, pre-FH status:
-Emotional unavailability
- Acting cavalier when faced with most females
- Interacting minimally or on a needs only basis
- Frequently sleeping with multiple women simultaneously
- Travelling the world and living a generally high octane lifestyle
New behavioural traits, post-FH status:
- Enjoying the company of one particular female on a consistent basis, coupled by little to no interest in resuming ones formerly cavalier lifestyle
- Spending Friday nights in, deriving pleasure from traditionally middle-aged activities such as wine and/or Marmalade tasting sessions
- Wearing woollen sweaters
- Taking long sleeps, followed by further naps throughout the day
Previous behavioural traits, pre-FH status:
-Emotional unavailability
- Acting cavalier when faced with most females
- Interacting minimally or on a needs only basis
- Frequently sleeping with multiple women simultaneously
- Travelling the world and living a generally high octane lifestyle
New behavioural traits, post-FH status:
- Enjoying the company of one particular female on a consistent basis, coupled by little to no interest in resuming ones formerly cavalier lifestyle
- Spending Friday nights in, deriving pleasure from traditionally middle-aged activities such as wine and/or Marmalade tasting sessions
- Wearing woollen sweaters
- Taking long sleeps, followed by further naps throughout the day
Man 1: Have you seen Rhys lately? Seems like he hasn't been out in a while.
Man 2: Nah man, he's a lost cause. That girl's turned him into a right Fanny Hasbeen.
Man 1: Bummer, was hoping he could sort me guest list to XOYO on Saturday.
Man 2: Nah man, he's a lost cause. That girl's turned him into a right Fanny Hasbeen.
Man 1: Bummer, was hoping he could sort me guest list to XOYO on Saturday.
by Hugo Moustachio June 21, 2015
Get the Fanny Hasbeenmug. by Col84 May 3, 2019
Get the Fanny fogmug. by twhitmee January 11, 2018
Get the fanny shavingsmug. A person who is in love with the 80's, especially fanny packs. He goes out of his way to purchase vintage fanny packs in neon colors to flaunt them while he's jogging around the neighborhood. His friends think he's eccentric, but everyone else just plain weird, especially his his fanny packs are eye blinding and huge.
I'm so glad Johnny is a fanny packer. It makes it easy to spot him at night when he's jogging.
I'm sick and tired of Johnny being such a fanny packer. It's so embarrassing when he wears his 80's accessory every time we go jogging as a group.
I'm sick and tired of Johnny being such a fanny packer. It's so embarrassing when he wears his 80's accessory every time we go jogging as a group.
by SultrySloth April 22, 2019
Get the Fanny Packermug. Friend 1: "Did you see that new guy from English?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah he's a Fannie Guy, stay away!'
Friend 2: "Oh yeah he's a Fannie Guy, stay away!'
by TheSaltmates February 15, 2018
Get the Fannie Guymug. A niche dance move, that most frequently follows the slut drop, in which one waves ones hands seductively from one's pubic bone outwards in a fanning motion - as if to waft one's pheromones onto unsuspecting prey.
by Bitchez'n'hoez February 3, 2014
Get the Fanny Wafftingmug. A National Holiday where the ALL vaginas are appreciated and praised for the power it holds as it gives pleasure, power and human life!! True pussy power!💜
Everyone is welcome to celebrate this holiday regardless of gender, race, sexuality etc!!!
Everyone is welcome to celebrate this holiday regardless of gender, race, sexuality etc!!!
Friend 1: “Woah, hey, have you heard it’s Fanny February!! I am thankful that vaginas exist🙏🏾!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, me too, there are so many empowered people with vaginas that keep this world running!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, me too, there are so many empowered people with vaginas that keep this world running!”
by Peachhhy July 9, 2021
Get the Fanny Februarymug.