salsbury express

The act of being face fucked repeatedly to the point of mental retardation

Boy o boy august, that salsbury express we ran sure was a blast!

by henryfaceshot February 6, 2015

elevator express

To have a jerk off race with your friend in an elevator to see who will cum first before the door opens

My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator

by Iyeesha_brown May 23, 2014

cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014

Panda Express

A sexual position, where the girl is bent over with her hands on the ground in front of her, with the guy behind her holding her hair. Can be used for any type of intercourse.

Last night, he Panda Expressed me until I couldn't stand up straight!!

by Kittykat_84 August 27, 2015

copenhagen express

When you spit your dip inside a girls vagina and she enjoys the tingling burning sensation inside.

Last night I have her the copenhagen express.

by ThatOneGuy201552 October 27, 2017

Siamese Express

It's when 6 or more guys put their pee-pees in eachothers b-holes, until the last guy does it.

Come on brothers, I'm gonna teach you a new wrestling move called the Siamese Express.

by cgenson190273 May 28, 2018

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019