Elijah

An older brother figure who is a pedo to every other little child accept you. Must keep an eye on him otherwise he wont do his homework and/or will blow his brains out

Elijah is a huge fag

by ewijahbiggiefag September 16, 2018

Elijah

An older brother figure who is a pedo to every other little child accept you. Must keep an eye on him otherwise he wont do his homework and/or will blow his brains out

Elijah is a fag

by ewijahbiggiefag September 16, 2018

hi elijah

The opposite of bye felicia. When you feel obligated to say hello to the annoying bloke at work no one really likes, but feel you have to try to be nice to anyway.

Friend 1: Oh god, here comes you known who. Friend 2: Ugh! He's so annoying.
Annoying guy: Hey guys!
Friends: Hi Elijah!
Now confused annoying guy: What?
(Friends snicker)

by Betty Noir May 25, 2018

elijah and myasia

Elijah Can Be A Complete Ass Hole Sometimes But He Has An Amazing Heart He Is Usually Sweet And gets All The Girls And Myasia is Outgoing And A Good Hearted Person If You Know A Elijah Or A Myasia You Gotta Get Them Together, They Are Both Good In Bed And Elijah Usually Have Large Penus But Dont Forget About Myasia She Can Be A Monster In Bed And Is Usually Horny

Elijah and myasia should totally have sex

by Elitzi May 27, 2018

Elijah

Elijah sucks fat cock, is gay , and is a male prostitute. He gets a fat boner when he looks at guys and fucks homeless guys.

Person 1: Elijah is a fag.
Person 2: The rainbow represents him.
Elijah: DAMN RIGHT

by Jake Rio Hernandez November 15, 2019

Elijah

A “Jewish” bastard who is not smart and thinks he’s the best person in the world and thinks he controls you and never stops talking

Man Elijah is is such an idiot he never shuts up

by The wheels on the bus November 21, 2019

Elijah

𝙀𝙡𝙞𝙟𝙖𝙝(how people describe him):Fat;Nice;Not dirty minded unless you are;The best roaster you will ever meet

Elijah is that fat dude over there!

Elijah roasted (insert a person’s name) earlier and they got in a fight

Elijah is the NICEST,he let me sit with them at lunch today

by •••666••• November 22, 2019