Dorito Hangover

When for any reason one eats almost all of a bag of Doritos they will then feel the guilt of {binging}, accompanied by the feelings of nausea and abdominal discomfort along with a severe case of {Death Breath} several hours after the consumption. The hangover resembles that of an alcohol {hangover} without {the spins}. Often four letter words like "DIET" will trigger one to binge eat Doritos resulting in the Hangover aftermath. Other triggers include alcohol or drug consumption or a poor attempt to get over an emotional crisis.

I have a Dorito Hangover, don't ask!

by RevJD July 7, 2014

dorito rampage

When you say to yourself that you're only going to have a few doritos but before you know it your hands can't move fast enough to grab more and you end up consuming several hundred chips.

Shortly before bed, Chris decided to enjoy a late night snack. What he thought was going to be a handful of doritos turned into a Dorito Rampage.

by The wet bandit March 11, 2014

dorito lipstick

When you eat Doritos and the orange powder is left on ones lips.

Mom:*look at child* The Doritos go in your mouth not on it.

Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.

by Zero_000 January 25, 2015

Dorito Mic

A microphone so bad in quality, it's sound can be comparable to a dorito.

James: Mhmm Vrhuemm Haehhh Akiie!

Spencer: You're quality is awefull James

Scott: Yeah, he's got a dorito mic

by Votlem September 27, 2015

drity clamper

It's when one person or persons defecates in a vagina then clamp it in and when the penis is entered it squeezes feces Out on both sides

Watch what you say or I will give you a drity clamper while you are passed out drunk.

by Nighgen December 18, 2015

Dorito

A snack or a nickname for a red head

Can I have some doritos
Or
Hey have u seen dorito?

by Sariuh July 2, 2016

Doritos

A packet of crisps that became an MLG meme.

Can I have some doritos.
No

by Crazyvideos.tv November 13, 2016