dry johnny

a backwards wet willy; when you put your pinkies in your ears then put them in someones mouth

Danny pissed me off so i gave him a dry johnny.

by H Master October 4, 2011

dry beaned

When a dude has already ejaculated so many times that he just shoots a ghost load on you.

"Chad had already came five times that day so he just dry beaned me."

by Harry Fatazz January 2, 2018

Dry Cupping

The act of clearing a puddle (usually in a regularly used pathway) using a polystyrene cup and a large purple bucket

e.g. at a charity event where 850 santas will be running across a start line it doesnt help to have large puddles everywhere, hence 'can you have a go at dry cupping near the start line please' (charity event manager).

by DryCuppa321 December 6, 2009

dry onion

two lovers undressing at the same time in the same room.
powerful moment. when sober.

we did a dry onion and we cried until we laughed.

by Krkič December 19, 2019

dry surprise

Unsuspecting anal sex without any lubricant.

For his birthday, his boyfriend gave him a dry surprise.

by frankandbeans10 April 14, 2014

dry-twatted

1) To fuck someone (or something) over, and not in a good way.

2) Any situation that is comparable to being face-to-face with a dry twat. (we all know wet twats are better.)

Example1: (after being ditched for poker night) Man you dry-twatted me on playing them cards that night.

Example2: Buttr-Z wanted to play but got dry-twatted cuz she wanted to cuddle.

by drodhertzer August 19, 2014

dry cryer

when a person's laugh sounds like they are crying.... there are no tears involved- hence "dry"

"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."

by coombskid22 May 12, 2014