drain clog

A person who has much more body hair than average, so that they resemble a clog of matted hair removed from a sink or shower drain.

Did you see that guy at the beach? He was so hairy, when I first saw him I thought he was wearing a gorilla suit. He was a total drain clog.

by webgrunt2 June 18, 2007

draftifization

The work of making a draft with an abnormally long title

The Wonderfully Magnificently Stupendous Research Paper Rough Draftifization Of The American Dream is the title of my dratitization.

by Anon z. Omus April 26, 2008

drain rod

(verb) To sodomise or anally rape a male or female

If she doesn't come out of the bathroom I swear I'm gonna bust the door down, make her bend over and drain rod her like the cack-pipe she is

by DeNameland March 12, 2009

drain man

Any of a class of men that perform unskilled attempts at autofellatio, autoerotic asphyxiation, coprophagy, or any similar act of sexual deviance that requires medical assistance after the fact.

Autofellatio: draining oneself and health care resources

Stranglebate: The drain man stranglebated himself so hard he required medical assistance!

I feel sorry for the drain man, he threw out his back again trying to do a body donut.
Body donut

by Vilrace February 9, 2010

Drainbeast

An anagram of "Arse Bandit", secretive way of talking about a homosexual male.

Hey look at him over there, he looks a right drainbeast.

by MisterHC March 16, 2010

draining the train

taking a pee, piss, or wizz

"What are you doing?" "Eh I was just draining the train"

by le jenn April 17, 2010

Draft Train

In a sport, particularly swimming, about four or five people will go ahead of you thus creating a current strong enough to pull you along with little effort, also increasing speed.

I can't wait to ride that draft train in practice today Michael!

by TacoTaco184 March 10, 2011