donut anus

Similar to a puffy anus. An anus that's shaped like a big donut.

"did you see that bloke's undercarriage?"

"No, was it hot?"

"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."

by Jaliscoball June 27, 2023

donut diet

The quintessential diet to put on a spare tire.

Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.

That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.

by Hellsangel June 6, 2015

mint donut

(V.) The act of having anal sex using mint donut as lubricant.

Jerry got that weird girl Linda, in accounting, to mint donut with him last night

by That May 11, 2014

black donut

The distinctive "donut-shaped" bruise that forms around a gunshot wound.

Let's give these motherfuckers some black donuts

by dr_habib July 6, 2020

War-donut

An unattractive but sexually available woman, inhabiting low-rent bars and pubs. A sad, misguided individual seeking some sort of meaningful relationship through easy sexual encounters with the sleazy characters found in said dives.

Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.

OK, I know you're drunk. If I see you trying to pick up that War-donut, I'm dragging you out of here by your hair!

by longrider700 March 4, 2015

Sprinkled donut

When you have some alone time, and decide to rub one out, and at completion, fill your belly button with your man juice. When the lint from the bottom floats to the top, you have a sprinkled donut.

Looks like I have the house to myself, mine as well indulge in making a sprinkled donut

by Donutmaker March 24, 2022

arm donut

when you go to sleep with your arm in a circular shape, similar to a donut. Manys' preferred sleep position, although some deem it unhealthy.

Bro, I couldn't sleep at all last night. It's like there's no position that's comfortable.
Have you tried the arm donut? It gives a pretty good sleep.

by fellownapper July 1, 2020