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I don’t give a Karen

The term given for when one chooses not to delve into “Karen” like excessiveness about a certain issue - yet by saying so encompasses all that a “Karen” would say in a sentence therefore using less time and energy on someone not deserving of time or energy.

“ I don’t give a Karen” could particularly be used to flip someone off.
In response to a person getting PC about you cutting a queue:
“I don’t give a Karen about your queue etiquette”
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This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.

This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",

as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"

and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."
Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."

Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"

Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"

Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"
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Don’t you dare

I’m warning you... If you do that, you’ll pay for it
“Don’t you dare eat the sandwich I left in the fridge!”
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Don’t stunt

Acting like they ain’t about whatever the context is
Her: Hey I ain’t a cheater

Him: Don’t stunt yes you are
Her:…..
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why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin
*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”
by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024
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Don’t Be A Stephanie

A Stephanie, every work place has one, a simple minded creature that has managed to get (through dubious means) a position of power that is generally 5 levels above their abilities. They continue to climb the ladder through other peoples hard work, a lot of bullying and general sucking up to those above, whilst continually putting those (they consider) below them, down, generally in the worst possible way.

Everything that went wrong is ALWAYS someone else‘s fault, and through the magic of hindsight (and after the fact “I told you so’s”) they always can prove they where right.
Their technical prowess is phenomenal (always after someone else has presented the concept several times to them in crayon drawings), and your implementation of their solution is always bad.
Their concept of what “EVERYONE” else is doing wrong, is legendary, and there ability to “KNOW” exactly what needs to be done, (if only the board of directors would hurry up and ask), is known far and wide.
They can be defined and identified by the short and abrupt, 6 to 12 month contracts, as the hiring company generally moves on as soon as possible, but unfortunately, like a fart in a space suit, they hang around long enough to cause grief and harm before being released back into the wild.
Should be avoided at all costs if possible, if seen in the native wild, multiple beatings with a big stick may cause some short term relief, but be wary of any long term acquaintance.
There is no know permanent cure.
An implementation is going slightly off the rails with some minor issues, someone points out how they should have done what I said all along, the response “Don’t be a Stephanie” will normally bring things back into alignment.

Someone points out the ridiculous changes being made to make the company better (when there is nothing wrong) - the comment “Gee xxxx is really being a Stephanie on this one”.
by anonymous October 7, 2022
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National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.
I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.
by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021
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