A dino kid is a kid who keeps their dinosaur phase into adulthood. So, even if their 30, they would probably have dinosaur themed rooms. Even a dinosaur themed toilet. They might do that, turn it into a career, or both.
Timmy: Mama, why is there a park made of dinosaurs called Jurassic Park?
Timmy’s mom: Because the creator, Dr. John Hammond, is a dino kid.
Timmy: Mama I think you’ve been on urban dictionary too much again.
Timmy’s mom: Because the creator, Dr. John Hammond, is a dino kid.
Timmy: Mama I think you’ve been on urban dictionary too much again.
by Cypher Cyrus June 21, 2022
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Tom: *mentions some out dated crap no one uses any more like anything by the company IBM or Oracle*
IBM executive: We really need to fire Tom, he’s a Dino baby!
IBM executive: We really need to fire Tom, he’s a Dino baby!
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It was a casual day in the Angry Bird Kingdom... and oh! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Red: So Chuck you will not believe this
Chuck: Wha-
Bomb: Hey man what the fuck did you do to my bed.
Jay Jake and Jim: We fucked our 3 twin sisters last night!
Red: ...
Bomb: I just pounded your mother last night, Jake!
Jim: NANI?
Bomb: I gave her a dino stomach!
Matilda: Looks like I'll shoot other things out my ass!
\('v')/ good for you
Red: So Chuck you will not believe this
Chuck: Wha-
Bomb: Hey man what the fuck did you do to my bed.
Jay Jake and Jim: We fucked our 3 twin sisters last night!
Red: ...
Bomb: I just pounded your mother last night, Jake!
Jim: NANI?
Bomb: I gave her a dino stomach!
Matilda: Looks like I'll shoot other things out my ass!
\('v')/ good for you
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 15, 2022
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