David

n. a type of spoon that is a size between a serving spoon and a soup spoon. It usually is difficult to organize in a utensil drawer.

n. (slang) a finger

I just cant find anywhere to put this David! I never really use it either....THANKS GRANDMA!

I just hit my David with a hammer!

by Chew Toe Buckle December 4, 2010

David

A special type of fuckboy who can never accomplish anything due to his lack of chromosomes. They are easy to spot, distinct visual features including big ears, red face, glasses, '60s haircut, and make it in life by sucking dicks.

That David needs to stop sucking dicks and walk like a man.

by intensesquirtz May 15, 2016

David

A smelly farmer who doesnt take showers and doesnt believe choclate milk comes from a brown cow.

Ewwww David smells!

by taydice July 22, 2010

David

A Star Wars nerd and has a huge dick, like 15 ft long

Look at David, I want to fuck him

by MrBeezyButt March 30, 2017

david

a bottom

david is such a bottom

by screamsjehehjdhejshdhnwhdhe July 31, 2020

David

A handsome master memist who either makes his own memes, or steals them from other people. He is very nice and funny as well.

Nice meme! You pulled a David right there!

by Youlostdavid March 25, 2017

david

A french fuck

fuck david.

by srepan October 15, 2012