danish

the biggest fagget in the whole fuckin world

that guys a right danish

by assdas October 20, 2009

gaul-darnit

Possible Euphemism for "God damn it".

Gaul-darnit it's raining again!

by D'Ann April 2, 2008

Danis

This word means evrything! its a noun, adjective, and verb. It just matters how you use the word 'Danis' in a sentence to make it what ever you want it to mean.

I'm going out for a Danis at the gym.

by Kitty_Karnage January 17, 2011

Custard Danish

A variation on 'cream pie', the custard danish is when a dog (traditionally a great dane) ejaculates inside of a woman/man, in either the vagina or the anus.

My dog gave her a Custard Danish while she was passed out drunk!

by Octoboss January 7, 2011

Danish love

Danish love is a term used when describing what occurs when a man with triphalia engages in unprotected gay sex typically another Dane though this term can used to describe this occurrence with all other nationalities except for Germans and Swedes.

Did you see that freaky Danish love scene in that porno I left in your VCR? I can't believe he actually has three penises!

by Tour Manager December 19, 2008

Danism

An inaccurate or false prediction of time. Often used when referencing a time period of a person's return, or how long an activity or action will take.

"He said he'd be back by now, apparently that was a danism." "As we heard his wife call out to him we realized his "back in five minutes" had been a danism." "Well, he didn't show up, guess that's another danism under the belt."

by Sweeneypod August 10, 2019

Danism

A form of religion based upon the great God Daniel Cox. Founded in 2010 Danism has become one of the primary leading religions in the New Wave of freedom religions. Danism basically consists of doing whatever you want whenever you want while following up to a certain point the basic social rules of the North American society. So basically if your retarted or if you are a douche bag, please stop reading this and go eat carrots.

Fat Joe : In the name of the father, the son ---- interruption
Ralph : I'm tired of praying. I want to party.
Daniel Cox: Join Danism then!
Ralph : ok!

by Danist October 16, 2010