Danes

Citizens of the small, bigoted European country, Denmark. Denmarkians or Danes as they are sometimes mistakenly called, are racists that like poking fun at other cultures, especially cultures in the middle-east or Africa.

Danes are Denmarkians and full of crap

by Greg Denmark December 26, 2010

Raspberry Danish

When you spread out someone's asshole, then jizz up and down it in a criss-cross fashion. The buttcheeks are the pastry, the asshole the raspberry filling, and the jizz is the icing.

I was eating this dude's ass, then I started jonesing for some raspberry danish, so I spread his asshole, jizzed up and down it, and licked it all up. Mmmm mmmm! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!

by mcjordanlove May 8, 2006

Danish Hysterectomy

When your woman is lying down on the bed, you tell her to close her eyes. You tell her that you are going to surprise her and you get her all hot and ready for some sweet lovin'...gigitty. Then when she isn't looking, you get out a Roman Candle with an extended fuse and lube it up nice and right so that it slips in smoothly and she doesn't notice it isn't you. Then you light the fuse and run away.

John: "Dude, your girlfriend is totally preggers! How you gonna act??"

Steven: "Dawg...its cool. I gave her a danish hysterectomy yesterday. Now let's go get fades."

by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008

dankskie

a person who is super dank and they always use the word dank.

damn homie ur a fuckin dankskie.

by t dizz July 25, 2007

Danish Acquaintance

A 'friend' you only hang out with while smoking pot, and might not even know the name of.

Jeff: Hey, you know Tarun? He's a really chill guy.

Zach: He's the one with the lava lamp collection? Haven't really talked to him much. He's a Danish acquaintance. Makes great brownies, though, that's for sure.

by The Brightdayler October 19, 2011

Danisbel Syndrome

1. Mental person that is incapable of resisting the urge to go to Disney and play with her kittens.

2. Someone who is addicted to sexual intercourse that involves harsh treatment such as slapping, biting, anal fisting/vaginal fisting, handcuffs, vaginal clamps, and choking.

1. "Hey danisbel, my grandmother died last night, would you mind coming to her funeral with me?'
"No thanks, i'd rather spend the day at Disney with my kittens."
"Classic Danisbel syndrome.."

2. "Daddy you're not doing it right, you're supposed to put your whole arm inside not just your fist."
"I knew she was infected with Danisbel sydrome.."

by stephanierabbit June 13, 2016

Danish Bacon

Danish bacon is a term for when a Danish girl has a fucked up vagina that looks and or smells like bacon.

Wow did you see Sapphires Danish bacon? That shits messed up.

by SourTheDk September 17, 2017