My girl took a bath with some fancy lavender bath salts and I decided to eat the booty like groceries. That was a pretty great salty doughnut
by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020

by zesty_dubie October 1, 2009

by wirl_robin04 June 17, 2020

To do a shit so large it takes up the circumference of the toilet bowl, turning it into the shape of a doughnut.
by EggTheMeg June 18, 2020

Sexual act/drug absorption. When a man sticks his dick in a girl's vajayjay to get it wet and then powders it with cocaine. He then precedes to fuck her, thus getting her high through the absorption of the mucus membrane.
by Dickbreath1969 April 9, 2017

when accounting for all aspects including things like personality or maintenance, a group of girls that think they are hot, but are actually zero's.
person 1: buzz, your girlfriend. woof!
person 2: yeah, halie is in the doughnut club, she's a butterface, a bit like ruth buzzie and screetch had a child. high maintenance, a terrible person, begs for social media cred and think she's hotter than fire. not to mention she still lives with her parents at 30 years old and doesnt have a job. well, unless you count mommy and daddy's money having a job. she's got big boobs though, so there is that...
person 2: yeah, halie is in the doughnut club, she's a butterface, a bit like ruth buzzie and screetch had a child. high maintenance, a terrible person, begs for social media cred and think she's hotter than fire. not to mention she still lives with her parents at 30 years old and doesnt have a job. well, unless you count mommy and daddy's money having a job. she's got big boobs though, so there is that...
by boshk October 5, 2022

by Son of a Glitch July 23, 2025
