A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.
Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!
by diniminiax June 23, 2020

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by DonTeezy February 11, 2023

My girlfriend took a bath with some lavender bath salts and I decided to get a taste of that salty doughnut after she was done
by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020

by Femzi March 29, 2024

"Dude, I totally found a chick that was down for a Boston Cream Doughnut."
"Oh I love Boston Cream Doughnuts. I just had one on my way here!"
"Oh I love Boston Cream Doughnuts. I just had one on my way here!"
by OzMuskratt November 25, 2018

by Mista M.O.B. November 16, 2018
