skin diaper

a series of four piercings; two scrotal and two navel, to be aligned and connected creating a sacflesh "cup" to protect and comfort a small penis.

four piercings, but only two rings (they'd have to be big rings). the nutskin pulled up and hooked to the two belly rings. side by side belly rings. requires an oversize and understuffed beanbag.

by johnny romance June 14, 2005

Pipe Diaper

A make-shift wrapper (e.g., napkin, paper towel, toilet paper) used to keep a pipe from dribbling on your head.

Marc: "Oooooooh that pipe just dripped down my back"

Matt: "For realz... let's call an expert to plumb that pipe"

Marissa: "Forget that, I'll put a pipe diaper on it."

by MHDC July 1, 2009

Dry Diaper Syndrome

Condition resulting from consuming a large meal and then siting down to watch TV. Sometimes shortend to just 'Dry Diaper'
Full belly, Dry diaper, nap time.

Comes from feeding a baby and then puting them down for a nap in a fresh dry diaper.

M2: oh man, that was a good meal, now I've got Dry Diaper Syndrome.

by Socata September 7, 2007

Pai Gow diaper

A diaper worn by Chinese gamblers to alleviate the need for getting up from the table to use the restroom. A must-have for the marathon gambling session.

-What's with that smell coming from the Pai Gow room? And why is that guy sleeping at the table?
-Dude, they never leave the table. Smells like someone needs his Pai Gow diaper changed.

by Bum Stigity Bum December 19, 2010

DNA Diaper

another word condom

John to Jim: "Hey I got this girl who's ready to go. Do you have a DNA diaper I can use?"

by jogglers June 11, 2009

dirty diaper

A dirty diaper is when you put a piece of chocolate inside a marshmallow then roast it over a fire...or don't roast it over the fire. Depends on what kind of...insides...you want your diaper to have.

"I love dirty diapers!! They are like a piece of snaz on steroids!"

"I like my dirty diaper runny!!"

by pananapple February 6, 2010

flesh diaper

The act of pulling the foreskin over the tip of the penis, and safety-pinning it together.

"Man, you shouldn't have hooked up with that chick from the piercing place in the mall. She looks like she's into flesh diapers."

by brosemite sam April 11, 2010