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crystal beth

a name that you can call someone when they are being idiots or displaying idiot-like behavior. Often used for Women but can be any gender.
Scarlett: Hey, why did she just try to do a back flip off the roof?
Cece: oh, shes just being a crystal beth!
by deeskuceting123 March 14, 2021
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Crystal Water Comment

When you make a youtube comment that seems to be clear at first glance, but like water actually breaks apart and distorts easily.
Wow what a Crystal Water Comment. Probably try gain and this time stop pretending to know what your talking about.
by Clearwatermememaybe May 9, 2021
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Crystal bang

Crystal bang is a sex move that causes you to use meth and crystal rocks as sex toys.
Today me and my wife tried crystal bang. It was amazing she hated it.
by Ladyluna12 June 15, 2021
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crystals_girlfriend

hot and sexy person who deserves a six inch dick
by coolchick.com June 24, 2021
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Cristanne

Let’s ask cristanne
by Rose thorn July 23, 2021
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crystallina

Crystallina’s are funny and kind. They have the biggest hearts you could ever imagine. They are a true loyal friend who will stick by you through thick and thin. They also have a fun sense of humor and can make you laugh! In the darkest of times they can always find the bright side and encourage you to keep going. I can’t live without my Crystallina.
Crystallina is the bestest friend you can EVER have!!
by Mama2abcs September 16, 2021
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Crysanthos

Crysanthos is a person of unmatched handsomeness. He looks like the perfect combination of hot and badass. Legend has that when lokking into his eyes you immediately desire to give him your house, car and girlfriend. He is tall and muscular, with a mustache so hot that it almost has its own personality. Crysanthos is usually nice guy, with some moments of "douche". Never take a Chrysanthos' food, wake them up, tell them what to do, correct them, and make fun of his pink shoes, or you will face the consciousness. Get your self a Chrysanthos or stay as far away from this guy as possible.
Damn bro i really have the urge to give that guy my collection of Pokemon cards... He must be named Chrysanthos

"He has been asleep for three days straight, we sould probably wake him up".
"If you love your life, stat away from the sleeping Crysanthos!"
by Letsetari November 20, 2021
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