credit crunch lunch

to eat a cheap meal at lunch time because you are skint i.e. bread and jam or corn flakes etc

Paul: I'm going to the sandwich shop at lunch time, you want anything?

Tom: Nah i'm havin a credit crunch lunch

by dirtyfalang January 29, 2009

credit cunt

A person who uses the economic crisis to be an especially tight and miserly cunt.

You credit cunt.

by tazfest2010 September 16, 2010

Credit card

Verb.

The act of sliding an object in between cheeks of the buttox. This is a great way to impress girlfriends/wives.

My phone smells like poop because Jim credit carded it.

by 24khoss October 17, 2013

Credzz

A bitch ass camel riding nigger who is terrible at anything and everything he does.

Girl 1: Omg that guys is such a loser!
Girl 2: Yeah, that's credzz. Don't even look at him or he might blow you up.

by Nig Hater May 26, 2015

Friend Credits

1. Currency among friends when offering money may be a faux pas or even insulting. Often accounted for when performing friendly favors.

2. Currency that replaces tangible currency when you are all out.

Friend 1: "You owe me 20 dollars."
Friend 2: "Don't have it, take friend credits."
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Luke Skywalker: "I just saved your life, you know?"
Han Solo: "I owe you one, kid, one friend credit that is."

by Rob A. - Chicago January 7, 2010

Flex Credits

The clout points you get from flexing too hard. Imaginary points from showing off.

Damn Denzil has crazy flex credits

by DinixDetox January 28, 2019

roll their credits

To end someone, especially in a brutal or especially exceptional fashion

"So I was watching the Hunger Games the other day, and Rue really got her credits ROLLED by that man Marvel"

"I can't watch horror movies anymore, they're so dumb. The characters always just sit around waiting on the killer to roll their credits"

by o2tn September 17, 2020