Counter-Salt

(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response

Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text

Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned

Madison: Now you know how it feels

Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected

by counter-salt-patent April 20, 2018

Counter clockwise spit shine

To rub the clit in a counter clockwise motion while spiting on it to give it that old timer shoe shine!!

He was right when he said id be cumming from just rubbing my clit after that counter clockwise spit shine

by bloodface696 June 14, 2025

Counter-Stroke

When you play an excessive amount of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive only to lose repeatedly and get de-ranked.

Man I that was the biggest Counter-Stroke ever last night. I can't wait to play another 12 hours today!

by Counter Stroker December 28, 2021

Counter-dickin

Counter-dickin is the art of having sex on top of a counter

"I was counter-dickin my girl last night and let me tell you it turned into slippin slide"

by Entity 233 September 7, 2021

bigpuffer's kitchen counter

bigpuffer's kitchen counter is such a bigpuffer simp, they have been nicknamed his counter due to.. jokes.. that were made

omg he's THE bigpuffer's kitchen counter, omg

by M0onl1gh1 September 28, 2022

The Counter-Essence

Another mysterious and destructive power, wielded by none other than Lyras' rival, Grummore. Rumored to mirror the power of The Essence, which seems to resemble creation, both Grummore and The Counter-Essence pose a threat to Grimrock and the race of Grimaces' very existence. It is believed that if the Essence and the Counter-Essence clash, Grimrock island will be revealed to the world.

"Holy Dick! How did you find the counter-essence?"
"I just found it on a fine evening ribs stroll."

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Counter Stink

The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.

There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.

My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.

I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.

My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.

Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.

by Cheen Kween February 25, 2011