Comic Convention Jockey

1) A perfect prelude to a divorce.

2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.

3) When getting laid is not an option.

My friend Miles waited outside since 2am in the morning with his mother to buy the new Harry Potter book. I didn't realize he was such a comic convention jockey.

by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011

Comical Ali

1. Former Minister of (Mis)Information of Iraq
2. Jackass who denied US was in Baghdad, meanwhile you could hear the US troops in the background

Comical Ali whould have been shot in the head.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Cosmic

To suffer from an overdose of Ecstasy resulting in limb failure, mainly affecting the arms.

Dude don't take 4 at once, you're not as tolerant as Tim. You'll just Cosmic like Brando did at school from the 1/2 of a green smiley.

by Mike drinkwater September 26, 2007

Comic-Con

An awesome 4-day nerd fest where you get to hug asian hobags dressed up as emma frost and scarlet witch and any other slutty superheroine you can think of.

Josh: Duuuude! I haven't heard from you in like, 4 days.
Charlotte: Yeah. I was at the Comic-Con hugging hot girls and weird tentacle monsters.

by scratchmaster101 October 13, 2010

neden heavy hop and a comic book plot

some of the best shit in the world. It means "fucking amazing shit"

that chick's ass is neden heavy hop and a comic book plot

by Farout N Strife May 10, 2004

Comic-Con

A place filled with nerds, cosplayers, weirdos and fat ugly people.

I feel so ugly, i'm gonna go to Comic-Con to recover my self esteem. Next to those people i'm gangsta!

by spiderkarnage July 24, 2011

cosmic brownie

after sticking it in someone's ass, you blow a load and make them lick off the cum and poop mixture.

my girlfriend said she was hungry, so i gave her a cosmic brownie. she loves that kind of shit.

by Roman G. February 9, 2004