congestion system

is the thing inside your nose.

I have a congestion system

by candyloverr1234 December 29, 2021

Contextionsy

What the texture of something is made up of

The contextionsy of my hair was waxy after I put gel in

by Kateskate10 October 1, 2022

instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.

Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!

by deshoe July 3, 2015

Butt congestion

When you have like, a lot of gas. But it won't come out.

Yo I got mad butt congestion. My ass bouta blow up

My anus can't handle all of this butt congestion.

by OKAYYYYY October 4, 2016

Chili Congestion

What happens when you eat spicy chili.

Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.

by p-ro May 10, 2020

emotional congestion

The feeling of not quite knowing how you feel but knowing its not a good emotion.

A: how are you feeling?
B: 'idk i kinda feel like i have emotional congestion.'
Or 'idk i kinda feel emotionally congested.'

by that_typical_guy November 2, 2022

contentinium

Anything you need it to mean at the time, a makeshift word, when you can't think of the word you want.

The change in the contentinium was shown by your mother ejaculating on Brent.

by Bronzie July 27, 2004