The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.
"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."
by Dudge September 23, 2022
Get the Conservative logicmug. The point when Tories shift from blaming the last Labour government to blaming the next Labour government.
- credit: Larry the Cat
- credit: Larry the Cat
by Themadscrawler September 28, 2022
Get the conservative equinoxmug. Yeah, more like PLANT... Look, he's how it works. They use the plants to create FAKE criticism of the people I talk about (criticisms intended to mirror MY criticism) to undercut MY criticism with LESS EFFECTIVE, LESS TRUE (but analogous) criticism.
Hym "Conservative troll trolls imposter troll (who neworks with charlatans who are trying to destroy me) with fake troll about wife and rather say the thing that is LIKELY TRUE says thing that everyone already knows and doesn't care about. More interstate is the fact that his wife left him THE DAY I MENTIONED HIM and he HAS AN ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN whenever he see someone doing THE THING THAT HE IS DOING... Which is: impersonating me to shill for Jewish media personalities. Destiny is literally Christianity! He's meat shield for the Jews!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
Get the Conservative Trollmug. “Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”
“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”
“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”
“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”
“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020
Get the Full-Diaper Conservativemug. U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.
South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.
In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful
City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.
South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.
In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful
City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.
U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. of the civilian military, South Carolina Dept of Natural Resources. For South Carolina Game Wardens for the Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet.
by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, March 4, 2024
Get the U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.mug. Atoms cannot be created or destroyed. The mass of the reactants entering an equation must equal the mass of the products exiting the equation.
“What goes in, must come out!!”
“What goes in, must come out!!”
by PlessyVFergunson May 6, 2022
Get the Law of Conservation of Massmug. by Metis204 April 8, 2020
Get the Conservativemug.