A pit of indescribable terror and agony. It is a dreaded place... The students are strung up on ropes and chains, bodies litter the parking lots and front steps. Those who live near it have claimed to hear the ancient screams of tortured souls withing its cold walls. No one goes near it anymore, those who have, are rarely seen ever again. The lucky survivors however, can only piece together a scrambeled story.
"Screams, everywhere screams... I was running.. I ran and ran but they were always right behind me. The stench of burning flesh and hair was everywhere. A door... a light... then nothing.."
by Chris Fay February 16, 2005
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Last night when me and sally were done i took the last hotdog bun and gave her a nice columbian airplane.
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Get the Calum mug.A city in Texas named after Columbus, Ohio. It sits roughly between Houston and San Antonio, although it is closer to Houston. All the people in this town seem to care about is the high school football team known as the Cardinals. High school football is all this town knows. Thus football players are gives free As by the school's teachers so they can play. Three members of the Schoebel family went on to play in the NFL. Although they don't really stand out and kind of suck. The town is about 5 to 10 years behind the rest of the world and are a close minded people that hate change. They have nothing to do in this small town. Other than Wal-Mart there is nothing. There are no real signs of intelligence in this town. If you come across it on I10 by all means pass by it. Stop in Sealy, TX or Wiemar, TX instead. Those are more friendly towns.
Joan: "Hey john we haven't stopped since San Antonio. I need to pee."
John: "No this is Columbus, Texas. Town of small minded racist rednecks and other assorted dumb asses. Lets continue on and we well stop at Sealy, A much better town."
Joan: "Ok I definitely don't want to be around some inbred hicks."
John: "No this is Columbus, Texas. Town of small minded racist rednecks and other assorted dumb asses. Lets continue on and we well stop at Sealy, A much better town."
Joan: "Ok I definitely don't want to be around some inbred hicks."
by Former Columbus Texan April 28, 2011
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Get the Columbus Side Car mug.The Columbus Academy is the "premier" private school of Columbus, Ohio. It is cooler than CSG, because we are co-ed. (haha unis) The students there are all extremely amazing or hilarious, or they would not be admitted. (hint, hint people who aspire to be us)
Girl A: "My friend goes to Columbus Academy"
Girl B: "I wish I was there, and a viking, not some mythical creature."
Girl A: "Yeah...... they're lucky, their mascot exists!"
Girl B: "I wish I was there, and a viking, not some mythical creature."
Girl A: "Yeah...... they're lucky, their mascot exists!"
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