Coconut Mask

Comparable to the act known as 'Arabian Goggles'. A woman places her boobies into a man's eye sockets and allows the flesh of the breasteses to settle across the man's upper facial area.

She gave me a coconut mask while she jerked me off all over myself...it was kinda hot.

by The Defiant Cow August 26, 2009

Coconut

Someone who is coloured on the outside and acts white on the inside ie Priti Patel

You voted conservative and you’re black. Bro you’re such a coconut

by Haha😈😈 October 26, 2020

Coconut Cheese

Used to describe someone who depresses others at social events. Whether they're quietly having a quiet conversation in the corner while everyone else is having a good time, or they're always reminding others of their obligations. Primarly used to say someone is uncool or a buzzkill.

You're such a coconut cheese; you never stop talking about work and you don't know how to party.

by samuelceazer October 4, 2024

falling coconut

When you poop out of a palm tree on someone's face.

Shit. I just got hit by a falling coconut on tue beach.

by Mintberrycrunch756 November 20, 2017

Coconut head

Incredibly stupid person, slang used in Nigeria

Esther is such a coconut head, she never listens

by drake'sdaddy April 3, 2024

Coconut Skull

Racial slur for an islander

The coconut skull king hit a 50kg 18y.o after drinking a carton of beer

by GregoryPavlov May 20, 2023

Coconut

When you ejaculate inside of a person of color, preferably of light-brown to dark-brown complexion.

Me: Yesterday I went to the grocery store and had a coconut.
Friend: You mean bought?
Me: Nope.

by HemorrhoidHenry June 29, 2019