cobra head

A coiled turd with the last part being straight and sticking out of the water. Extremely difficult to do, but worth practicing.

Dude, I just shut the lid on a cobra head in there, better use the other shiter.

by shlitzy December 1, 2007

Downwards Cobra

the act of dry humping a females anus on chatroulette

Guy 1 : you know that kid tristan

Guy 2 : isnt he the one who did the downwards cobra with summer on chatroulette
Guy 1 : yea bro he is a pimp

by morning swimmers July 12, 2011

choke the brown cobra

to take a shit, to defecate, to poo or poop

hey dude i need to choke the brown cobra right now. too much bran in my bread i think

by joff January 17, 2007

The Kurt Cobain

When a man pulls out right before climaxing and aims his penis at his own face and ejaculates.

Billy: "Donnie, why do you have jizz all over your face?"

Donnie: "Don't worry Billy, it's mine - I was just pounding my wife and decided to spice things up a bit and did The Kurt Cobain"

by Donnie Walnuts October 17, 2009

phat cobra

9 foot by 3 foot dick. Best compliment a man can get when their dick gets tagged as the phat cobra.

Zach: Phat Cobra is the man not only do i want to party with him, for some reason my mom does too, but i don't know why.

by phat cobra 93 November 7, 2007

Kurt Cobain

Lead singer and guitarist for band Nirvana. Married to Courtney Love and had 1 child, daughter Frances Bean. Was not the most talented musician, by far, but definitly had the most impact on music of the 90's. Stupid metalheads and rap wannabe's hate him, because he was successful without all the glitz and gimmicks and skanky women(well, one skanky woman). Had a lot of mental problems, as obvious to anyone who has read his journals or paid attention to his lyrics. But, his profound lyrics combined with then unheard of musical stylings started one the biggest musical movements of the past 30 years.

No one knows what Kurt Cobain would have done with the rest of his life, but it's a shame we couldn't find out by him taking it's natural course.

by katathryn March 18, 2009

Kurt Cobain

Douchebag who shot himself in the face. Some fans think that it was his wife Courtney Love who did it but others believe it was a suicide. How would a retarded crack whore like Courtney Love operate a gun anyway?

Moronic fan: I can't believe Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain.

Rational thinking normal person: You don't have to, she didn't kill him. She cant even operate a lipstick tube, let alone a gun.

by Cobain_is_a_faggot January 12, 2010