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Fridge cigarette

A cold can/bottle of soda (typically Diet Coke) that people drink as part of a break, similar to a cigarette.
Diet cola is just a Fridge Cigarette
by c0ca1n3c0wb0ys July 29, 2025
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Wet Cigarette

A cigarette from a pack stored in a woman crouch, potentially soaked in moisture from the woman vagina
I saw the bartender in the parking lot last night, and she offered me a wet cigarette.
by LifeResearcher August 3, 2025
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500 cigarettes

What two aliens said after smoking a cigarette
Alien 1: "We must have more"

*Alien 2 presses button*

Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."

*console summons 463 cigarettes.*
by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025
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screen cigarette

The habitual act of scrolling on a phone—often through social media, news, or notifications—as a way to briefly pass time, calm oneself, or relieve boredom, similar in function to the ritual of smoking a cigarette.

A short, often mindless session of phone use undertaken for comfort rather than necessity.
The kids were restless in the waiting room, so I slipped them a screen cigarette to keep them occupied.

I had five minutes before my train, so I lit up a quick screen cigarette.

She doesn’t smoke anymore, but she still needs her screen cigarette after stressful meetings.

Nothing like a screen cigarette on the toilet.
by ciggyD September 19, 2025
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modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time
I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.
by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025
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cigarette

Something that you know you're not supposed to do, but you do anyway when you're stuck with your job, e.g. Googling for the images of women's underwear
I know I shouldn't be doing it, but when I’m overwhelmed at work, I find myself sneaking a cigarette and Googling images of women's underwear to distract myself.
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Cincinnati Cigarette

When you take a cigarette, light it, then fuck a girl with it
Hey shawty, I got a pack of Marlboros. Wanna have a Cincinnati Cigarette?
by Batholemew dinklebottom October 26, 2025
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