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cigarette speedrun

When you pass the cig in a circle as fast as possible because you can't smoke inside
Quick we have to have a cigarette speedrun before Kyle gets back
by BudwiswerDeliveryGuy March 24, 2021
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Cigarette

Cigarette is named as smoke as they are both bad for health and it harms your body a lot . For example your nails will be yellowish and you will have a smell of cigarette smoke and it will stink with your hair for your entire LIFE!
I told my uncle that cigarette is bad for your health , so he stopped smoking after he heard what I told him.
by Honku Yt - Subscribe June 20, 2022
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Cigarette Nose

Someone who smokes a shit load of cigarettes.
“Man, that coworker of mine is a cigarette nose! All he wants to do is take smoke breaks.”

“It’s hard to get anything done with all these cigarette noses”

“Larry’s dad is a fuckin cigarette nose”
by Wish bone July 7, 2021
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cheeky cigarette

A sigarette that is smoked under the influence of drugs/alcohol
Let's go outside to have a cheeky cigarette before we get anymore drinks
by Irsty April 3, 2024
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Cigarette distance

The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.
Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?

Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019
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