Pucci Church

Pucci Church is the best jojo discord, even better than gacha heat servers.

"Oh, Pucci Church is the best version of hell I've been to 😎

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Church Jeans

The least worn out jeans in one's wardrobe, reserved for special occasions such as church on Sundays. These jeans are normally utilized by those to whom khakis are considered "fancy man pants."

"Honey, have you seen my church jeans? I can put my whole hand into the holes in my other pairs."

by Krums1&4 May 13, 2016

TV church

preaching or church that you watch on tv when you are sick, injured or just don't feel like getting out of bed to go to a real church service.

J: "Did you go to church this morning"

K: " I have a sprained ankle, so I went to TV Church."

by K2theTruth December 7, 2011

Church Butt

Saying you have Church Butt is an easy way of explaining that your butt is sore from sitting so long, like it does when u sit at church for hours.

„I‘ve got church butt.“ or „You have church butt yet?“

by leeleespeepee October 25, 2022

Church Of Us

The only real religion since all religions have a tid bit of truth in them but have been manipulated by humans for power and money. We look for some grand truth or deity when we are all drops of the deity that we search for. Once we already realize that we are the amazing gods and goddesses we have been searching for and love is all we needed to activate our true power. ChurchOfUs celebrates humanity and all its potential!!!!

Catholicism is a purge upon the land, when will people wake up and realize they have all the power to shape their reality. Someday the only church will be the church of us

by Iamwebster1307 January 23, 2022

church job

when you get some ass at church

guy1: dood i just got a bj
guy2: whered u get it
guy1: at church
guy2: sweet so you got a church job
Guy1: yep

by jobman May 17, 2007

Church hoe

Men who claim to be Christian but use women for sex while enroute to marriage to another woman. A preacher who cheats on his wife. A man who fornicates while claiming to be saved. Wolves in shephard's clothes. A saved man with children with numerous women. Christian men who rape.

Most Preachers are church hoes.

by GiftofGodsFavor December 12, 2013