eat cereal

eat poop and (kids)semen

i eat cereal out here ass

by nutsandoats April 23, 2023

Dingle-berry-piss cereal

A bowl full of cope

Skiddy ate dingle-berry-piss cereal for dinner tonight. Must’ve choked the 1v5 again.

by NudusRex August 15, 2023

cereal

likes playing mario. ghosy didnt say to type this.. hahahah

fuck you cereal

by CerealShip January 13, 2024

Cereal guy

An unexpected dude who just judges people by saying "oH! He'll never get a gf" And just spits out his cereal by glow up

Guy 1:dude who's this he's so ugly spitting out his cereal
Guy 2: guy 1 ikr, he's the cereal guy

by YEREMEL December 30, 2021

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021

black cereal

The name of a stripper that looks like hot garage

That chick looks like black cereal.

by toothpick_101 February 12, 2018

Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.

Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018